Kim Kardashian posted a pic of herself from the old days to prove that she’s all natural! The former Dancing With The Stars doll is trying to squash rumors that she has had plastic surgery!

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Look at those THUMBS ya’all i’m just ask’in! Christina Aguilera went shopping for hours at Barney Of New York and Ron Herman..she should have bought me a sweater! Aguilera appeared very happy while buying everything she could get her hands on!

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Who would YOU Believe?

Audriana Partridge: Audrinaxo Speak!

I woke up this morning and it seems like just about every gossip magazine or blog has a story about Lauren hooking up with Justin.

I’m not sure what to believe. Though Justin and I have not been exclusive for quite some time, these rumors are very confusing and hurtful.

I can’t comment on whether they are true or false.

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Lauren Conrad MySpace Speak!

I woke up this morning in a unfortunately familiar situation. Once again someone has mysteriously called Peanut Huckleberry and had him post another insane and completely false rumor about me. Hmmmmmm… I wonder who it could be? I’m baffled… What kind of person would enjoy watching blogs and the press tear me apart? I really wish I could figure out who would do this. Who is someone that I do not get along with, that possibly has too much time on his hands (between pathetically staged paparazzi shots), that has a relationship with Perez…? No one comes to mind. If anyone can figure it out can you please let me know because I am truly stumped.

The rumor I’m referring to is that I “hooked up” with Audrina’s non- boyfriend Justin.(eww.) This accusation is insulting on so many levels. I’m being accused of being a bad friend, a slut and a liar all at once. It would actually be funny to me if people weren’t taking it seriously. Do they think I was swept away by his wonderful manners and his commitment to my friend? I love it when guys burp in my face. So hot! Seriously?? I have never even been in the same place as Justin when Audrina wasn’t around. I have been there for Audrina for years of ups and downs with this guy. Now she is accusing me of hooking up with him?? It’s the most awkward position to put me in because I can’t defend myself without putting both her and Justin down.

Bottom line, I did not and would never hook up with Justin.

The worse thing is knowing that a friend, that I’ve known for years and even shared a home with, thinks that I’m capable of that kind of betrayal. I would NEVER hurt a friend like that!

Audrina - We promised we wouldn’t let people get into our ears and make us fight. You KNOW I didn’t do this and I have never given you a reason not to trust me. What you are doing is hurtful and I don’t want to fight with you. Whoever is telling you these things does not have your best interest at heart. I have always been there for you and now I’m being attacked for something I didn’t do. We are supposed to be there for each other when other people do this to us and today you are the one doing it to me. Today you are the reason people are saying mean things about me. You asked me if I did this and I told you I didn’t.

Britney Spears was blessed to leave LAX airport today amongst at least 50 of her disciples! Britney left the airport looking like a saint while covering her head with her sweater! Welcome home BRITNEY!

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Jessica Simpson and her friends got mobbed by waiting photog’s last night while leaving Madeo Restaurant! Jessica and her friends were all wearing red? Is it Valentines Day already?

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Pregnant Naomi Watts from King Kong, The Ring and yes Children Of The Corn IV took her son Alexander to a park for a little play time yesterday! I guess the summer isn’t really over yet though because it was way too hot! Naomi took a different direction and left the park soon after to cool off in some shade over at the Grove in Los Angeles!

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Britney Spears going on an around the world tour? It’s Gonna get interesting ya’all!

Singer Gwen Stefani took hubby Gavin Rossdale and son Kingston furniture shopping in West Hollywood yesterday! The little family spent an hour looking at modern style couches and tables!

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According to the Associated Press Janet Jackson was hospitalized in Montreal after becoming suddenly ill! Janet had become ill just after a sound check for a performance.. hmmm might be those tight outfits she wears.. gotta breath when ya sing JJ!!

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47 year old Heather Locklear was arrested on DUI related charges according to People.com. Heather who had been battling anxiety and depression was arrested around 8pm after being pullled over by the CHP in Santa Barbara CA.